On Sunday, we had an early memorial day bbq since everyone'll be busy on Monday (today).
Waiting for everyone to come, I was texting my Dad.
Me: How was ur concert?My mom jst told me bout it. Gawd I cnt believe im wearn PINK OF ALL COLORS!!! Cours it 2 hot 4 blak. :( haha.
Dad: Lol which concert I do one every weekend. If u go on YouTube and type "substance at the house of blues" you'll be able to see me. You're my girl in black?
Me: Yea, I gess I am. I own only 1 PINK SHIRT and 1 bttl of nail polish. My mom call me an 'elmo' it posed ta b emo! \minus da cuttin/ Grrr.
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My day went fairly well except for when my ass-whole step-dad told my uncle Rafe that he was waiting for the day when he would be watching the news and see him in a hotel room overdosed on drugs. That ruined my good-day-whoopee-look-at-me-I-can-fly! feeling.
Everyone left and I was bored.
END
Monday, May 30, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Oh Gosh..........
Today, I went to the flea market. My little brother was running around and I told him to get back over here this instant! and my mom, being the smart-alack that she is, said, 'Yea, you never know, these Mexicans look kinda hungry, they might snatch you up and have you for a midnight snack.'
Me: ' No mom, they aren't going to eat him, they're going to turn him into a slave.'
Grandpa: 'yea, a sex slave, ha ha!'
At that my little brother ran up to me and tried to climb up me.
Me: ' No mom, they aren't going to eat him, they're going to turn him into a slave.'
Grandpa: 'yea, a sex slave, ha ha!'
At that my little brother ran up to me and tried to climb up me.
How to read your palm
Look for the heart line, which starts on the left side of your hand and curves upward toward your index finger. The heart line depicts your emotions and anything related to love. If this line starts right below your index finger, then you are satisfied with your love life. If the line starts directly below the middle finger, this means that you have a materialistic and selfish view of love. If the line begins between the middle and index fingers, this means that you fall in love too easily. A straight and short line indicates a lack of interest in romance as well as a high sex drive. A line pointing downward and touching your life line means that it is easy for your heart to get broken. A long, curvy line means that you freely express emotions. A line that is parallel (to the head line) and straight means that you have a good handle on your emotions.
Identify the head line, which starts on the right side of the hand and ends parallel with your ring finger. The head line depicts your intellect and includes your mental status (i.e., any mental problems) plus dealing with how you think. A curved live means that you are creative and a short line means that you lean toward physical achievements rather than mental achievements. If your life line is separated from your head line, this means that you are adventurous and enthusiastic about life. A wavy line indicates a lack of deep thinking and a short attention span. A deep, long, horizontal line indicates focused and clear thinking. A straight line indicates realistic thinking.
Seek out the life line, which start on the right side of your hand near the edge and will end close the wrist. This line is also referred to as the vital line. The life line shows what kind of life you will have, how long your life will be and what the quality of your life will be like. A life line close to your thumb indicates chronic fatigue while a curvy line indicates a lot of energy. A long, deep life line indicates a vital, healthy life. A short and shallow line means that your life is controlled by others. A straight line close to the end of the palm means that you hold yourself back from your relationships and are very cautious. A line that forms a half-circle indicates passion and strength. More than one life line indicates a positive force or vitality around you.
Identify the head line, which starts on the right side of the hand and ends parallel with your ring finger. The head line depicts your intellect and includes your mental status (i.e., any mental problems) plus dealing with how you think. A curved live means that you are creative and a short line means that you lean toward physical achievements rather than mental achievements. If your life line is separated from your head line, this means that you are adventurous and enthusiastic about life. A wavy line indicates a lack of deep thinking and a short attention span. A deep, long, horizontal line indicates focused and clear thinking. A straight line indicates realistic thinking.
Seek out the life line, which start on the right side of your hand near the edge and will end close the wrist. This line is also referred to as the vital line. The life line shows what kind of life you will have, how long your life will be and what the quality of your life will be like. A life line close to your thumb indicates chronic fatigue while a curvy line indicates a lot of energy. A long, deep life line indicates a vital, healthy life. A short and shallow line means that your life is controlled by others. A straight line close to the end of the palm means that you hold yourself back from your relationships and are very cautious. A line that forms a half-circle indicates passion and strength. More than one life line indicates a positive force or vitality around you.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
my family
I was born in Las Vegas Nevada.
When I was seven years old, we moved to Oklahoma.
I am now in an honor orchestra.
I live with my mother, step-grandmother, step-grandfather, and my young brother.
I have a cat named Yugi.
My mom has two cats named Salem and Tigger. (no, Tigger is not orange with black stripes).
My step-grandmother has 5 cats named Kim, Leo, Temple, Moxie, and Slurpie.
She also has two dogs named Missy and Tiger.
Missy is a golden retriver.
Tiger is a deerhead chihuahua.
My step-greatgranmother's grey poodle, Tina, had to be put down a week ago. :(
Missy was in stage 4 with heartworms. We were able to beat it.
We just found out that my step-aunt is having her second baby. She is only 22.
My best friend/sister Breana: her cousin Ericka had a baby named Paslynn. I think that's how you spell it. Hmmm...
The guy that I have been crushing on all year has a supposed "dream girl" and asked her out.
She said that she would if she didn't have a boyfriend.
She gave him her number instead.
They are the same age but 2 grades apart.
That guy isn't very smart.
He was ecxtatic when he got a B+ in Language.
I am making a 107% in Science.
I don't even do extra credit.
Don't call me a teacher's pet.
Or else I will personally slice off your fingers starting with your thumb.
No, I'm not "lucky", I'm blessed.
Team Edward all the way.
I hate my friend Kalista's boyfriend, Micah.
Know why?
He pushed my other best friend Emily. On. The. Bleachers. In. The. Gym. Fifth. Step.
Grrrrrr............
I also despise a girl named Nikki.
"Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you."
You get the picture: she treated my badly, I gave her what she deserved. She got mad at me. Almost slapped me. Keyword: ALMOST. She's a talker, not a fighter. When I first arrived in Oklahoma, people thought that I was the goody-two-shoes-Oh-miss-teacher-lady-you're-my-favorite kind of girl.
Wrong-o. No winner
Don't treat me badly. I'll hurt you if you hurt me. And don't you dare put me into therapy. I'll kill the therapist.
Therapist (for the 100th time): And how does that make you feel?
Me: I don't know. How does this feel? -:-grabs knife and slits throat-:- Ouchies, huh? And no, I'm not paying you. Too expensive. Bye!
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I forgot 2 tell you, I considered myself suicidal. It was actually pretty fun. Knife to the throat, jumping in front of speeding cars, Telling deranged gang members to shoot me. (If they dared kill a girl).
Good times, Good times......
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"Don't be afraid. I'm not mental, I'm just crazy. Hee hee hee hee!!!!!"
-ME
When I was seven years old, we moved to Oklahoma.
I am now in an honor orchestra.
I live with my mother, step-grandmother, step-grandfather, and my young brother.
I have a cat named Yugi.
My mom has two cats named Salem and Tigger. (no, Tigger is not orange with black stripes).
My step-grandmother has 5 cats named Kim, Leo, Temple, Moxie, and Slurpie.
She also has two dogs named Missy and Tiger.
Missy is a golden retriver.
Tiger is a deerhead chihuahua.
My step-greatgranmother's grey poodle, Tina, had to be put down a week ago. :(
Missy was in stage 4 with heartworms. We were able to beat it.
We just found out that my step-aunt is having her second baby. She is only 22.
My best friend/sister Breana: her cousin Ericka had a baby named Paslynn. I think that's how you spell it. Hmmm...
The guy that I have been crushing on all year has a supposed "dream girl" and asked her out.
She said that she would if she didn't have a boyfriend.
She gave him her number instead.
They are the same age but 2 grades apart.
That guy isn't very smart.
He was ecxtatic when he got a B+ in Language.
I am making a 107% in Science.
I don't even do extra credit.
Don't call me a teacher's pet.
Or else I will personally slice off your fingers starting with your thumb.
No, I'm not "lucky", I'm blessed.
Team Edward all the way.
I hate my friend Kalista's boyfriend, Micah.
Know why?
He pushed my other best friend Emily. On. The. Bleachers. In. The. Gym. Fifth. Step.
Grrrrrr............
I also despise a girl named Nikki.
"Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you."
You get the picture: she treated my badly, I gave her what she deserved. She got mad at me. Almost slapped me. Keyword: ALMOST. She's a talker, not a fighter. When I first arrived in Oklahoma, people thought that I was the goody-two-shoes-Oh-miss-teacher-lady-you're-my-favorite kind of girl.
Wrong-o. No winner
Don't treat me badly. I'll hurt you if you hurt me. And don't you dare put me into therapy. I'll kill the therapist.
Therapist (for the 100th time): And how does that make you feel?
Me: I don't know. How does this feel? -:-grabs knife and slits throat-:- Ouchies, huh? And no, I'm not paying you. Too expensive. Bye!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O.O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I forgot 2 tell you, I considered myself suicidal. It was actually pretty fun. Knife to the throat, jumping in front of speeding cars, Telling deranged gang members to shoot me. (If they dared kill a girl).
Good times, Good times......
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O.O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Don't be afraid. I'm not mental, I'm just crazy. Hee hee hee hee!!!!!"
-ME
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